dirkology:

sincerelyphia:

dirkology:

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CG: WELL YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK I’M A WOMANS MAN, NO TIME TO TALK

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EB: i think i just learned some kind of troll mating ritual 

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mamalovebone:

need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you

mamalovebone:

need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you

ghostchomby:

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

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if there is some sort of apocalypse i hope this post is the only thing that makes it through and in a billion years from now aliens come to what used to be earth and all they find is this 

ghostchomby:

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

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if there is some sort of apocalypse i hope this post is the only thing that makes it through and in a billion years from now aliens come to what used to be earth and all they find is this 

airmanawesome:

rose-j:

systemofadowny:

Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.

Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.

Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.

s00tball:

I just died.

s00tball:

I just died.

humbugfan:

*is pathetic and sensitive but also a giant asshole*